Toby Keith – Runnin’ Block

Introduction:

“Runnin’ Block,” a humorous track by Toby Keith, was released in 2006 as part of his album White Trash With Money. Known for his storytelling abilities, Keith crafts a comedic narrative that explores themes of friendship, loyalty, and the lengths one might go to help a buddy. The song revolves around a man tasked with “running block” for his friend, which entails a rather unconventional mission: he needs to ensure his friend’s girlfriend does not attend a party that promises to be wild and chaotic​.

The premise is both amusing and relatable. The protagonist, who is already married, is determined to thwart any romantic advances his friend might face, particularly from college coeds. His strategy? A night of overeating to make his wife too stuffed to join the festivities. This humorous twist highlights not only the absurdity of the situation but also the camaraderie between friends. Keith’s playful lyrics and engaging delivery make “Runnin’ Block” a lighthearted anthem about the sometimes ridiculous sacrifices made in the name of friendship​.

This track stands out in Keith’s discography, as it combines his signature humor with a unique storyline, showcasing his ability to connect with listeners through relatable experiences. Ultimately, “Runnin’ Block” reminds us that not all battles are fought with fists; sometimes, they’re fought with a fork​. For more insights into the song, check out the full details.

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Lyrics:

“Runnin’ Block”

My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me
She’s gotta a baby sister and they’re headed into town
They’re lookin’ for a good time
They’re fun to be aroundI said what do she look like?
He scratched his head and stated
“She was a home comin’ football queen before she graduated.
We’ll wine and dine and do ’em fine
and really double date ’em
Then take ’em back to the motel six and
Try to seperate ’em.

They showed up in a pick up
They were right on time
His was kinda heafty
But not half as big as mine

I’m runnin’ block
Turn the lights down low
Runnin’ block
Don’t want know one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215
Sometimes you got to bow up
And take one for the team

She cleaned her plate at dinner
Then she ate what’s left of mine
Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine
She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig
I said “Bro you done ‘er this time and gonna owe me big

You know why?
‘Cuz my brother’s havin’ a party
Thought you outta know
He’s got coeds swimmin naked