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Introduction:

“Growing Up Is a Bitch” is a song by Toby Keith from his album Peso In My Pocket, released on October 15, 2021. This track, co-written by Keith and Sammy Hagar, captures a humorous yet candid perspective on the struggles and challenges of growing older. In his characteristic style, Keith combines relatable storytelling with a touch of humor, making the song resonate with many listeners who have experienced the bittersweet nature of growing up.

Thematically, “Growing Up Is a Bitch” reflects on the difficult lessons and responsibilities that come with maturity. Keith’s lyrics explore the idea that adulthood often brings unexpected hardships, contrasting the carefree days of youth with the harsh realities that accompany age. This blend of nostalgia and realism is a hallmark of Keith’s songwriting, which often highlights everyday experiences in a way that feels both personal and universal.

Keith, a prominent figure in country music known for his storytelling prowess, has consistently used his platform to address relatable topics, and this song is no exception. His ability to weave humor into serious themes helps to soften the blows of life’s challenges, making the song not just a commentary on aging but also a celebration of the journey itself.

For fans of Toby Keith and those who appreciate thoughtful country music, “Growing Up Is a Bitch” serves as a reminder that while growing up may come with its trials, it’s also a path filled with valuable lessons and moments to cherish.

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“Growing Up Is A Bitch”

Your old lady said that your jeans don’t fit
You eat real bad, it’s time for you to quit
And your doctor said last time he came around
All that tequila boy, I’m surprised you haven’t drowned
Better listen to your doctor and your wife
You might mess around and save your lifeI wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night
I wanna rock and roll till I get it right
I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch
I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch
Gettin’ older ain’t as bad as they say
Growin’ up is a bitch
Yeah, growing up is a bitch

Well, the police said when they came to my door
Oh no, not you again, what’s the matter with you boy?
Keepin’ your neighbors up all night raisin’ hell
If we come back tonight, you’re gonna wish you were in jail
Better listen what the police have to say
They’ll take you down to county, lock you away

I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night
I wanna rock and roll til I get it right
I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch
I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch
Gettin’ older ain’t as bad as they say
Growin’ up is a bitch
Yeah, growing up is a bitch
Oh, it’s a bitch

If you’re gonna be crazy, you gotta be tough
We’ll all die of something if we live long enough

I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night
I wanna rock and roll till I get it right
I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch
I wanna chase that girl, I wanna scratch my itch
Gettin’ older ain’t as bad as they say
Growing up is a bitch
Yeah, growing up is a bitch
Growing up is a bitch
Oh, yeah
I ain’t growing up no more
Ain’t growing up
Ain’t growing up