Toby Keith – The Size I Wear

Introduction:

Toby Keith’s “The Size I Wear” is a quintessential country anthem that showcases the singer-songwriter’s signature blend of humor, bravado, and relatable storytelling. Released in 2012 as part of his album Hope on the Rocks, the track solidified Keith’s position as a leading figure in contemporary country music.

Produced by Rivers Rutherford, the song embraces a classic country sound with driving guitars, a steady rhythm section, and Keith’s distinctive vocal delivery. Musically, “The Size I Wear” is a straightforward yet infectious tune that complements the song’s lyrical content.

Known for his outspoken personality and ability to connect with a blue-collar audience, Keith delivers another crowd-pleasing performance in “The Size I Wear.” The song’s lyrics playfully and confidently assert a masculine persona, striking a chord with listeners who appreciate a good-natured, self-assured attitude. While not achieving the same level of chart-topping success as some of Keith’s earlier hits, “The Size I Wear” remains a fan favorite and a staple in his live performances. It further cements his reputation as a country music icon unafraid to embrace his larger-than-life image.

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Lyrics:

“The Size I Wear”

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here
Me and old John, we were chucking some beers
Friday night about a half past ten
When a block of secretaries came strutting in

The one in the front was a little too tall
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
But the one in the middle, as cute as could be
The one in the middle was looking at me

Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend
He danced with this one and that one and this one again

A slow song came on, we were locked down tight
John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’
Well you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
Round in the places she’s supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear

Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute