Introduction:

“High Maintenance Woman” is a song by American country music artist Toby Keith, released in 2007. The track is part of his album Big Dog Daddy, which was his eleventh studio album. This song fits into the country music genre, showcasing Keith’s characteristic blend of traditional country sounds with modern influences. “High Maintenance Woman” was released as the lead single from the album and was written by Toby Keith, along with his frequent collaborators Scotty Emerick and Tim Wilson.

The song’s narrative centers on a working-class man who longs for a woman seemingly out of his league, describing her as “high maintenance.” Despite its playful tone, the song touches on themes of aspiration and desire, wrapped in a lighthearted country setting. The lyrics are infused with humor and irony, as they depict the protagonist as a handyman daydreaming about being noticed by a glamorous woman who typically wouldn’t give him a second glance.

Upon its release, “High Maintenance Woman” achieved considerable success. It debuted on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart and peaked at number 3, cementing its place as a hit. Its catchy chorus and relatable lyrics resonated with fans, further solidifying Toby Keith’s reputation as a country music mainstay. The song also found a spot on the Billboard Hot 100, reflecting its crossover appeal beyond the core country audience.

Big Dog Daddy, the album that features “High Maintenance Woman,” received a warm reception, reaching number one on the Billboard Top Country Albums chart. This accomplishment highlighted Toby Keith’s consistent ability to produce chart-topping music throughout his career. “High Maintenance Woman” became one of the standout tracks of 2007, adding to Keith’s legacy as a prominent figure in country music. Its mix of humor, catchy melody, and relatable storytelling continues to make it a memorable song within his extensive catalog.

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Lyrics:

“High Maintenance Woman”

[Verse 1]

I see her layin’ by the poolside every day
She ain’t got a lot on
She ain’t got a lot to say

[Verse 2]

She wouldn’t look my way
But buddy, what do you expect
I’m just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

[Pre Chorus]

And she’ll go out dancin’ ’bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limosine
I know where she’s goin’
She’s goin’ downtown
I’m goin’ downtown, too, and take a look around

[Chorus]

See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t hooked it up yet
But I’m tryin’ hard as I can
It’s just a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man

[Verse 3]

I’m just sittin’ ’round waitin’ on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer in need of repair
You know the handyman’s waitin’
And he’ll be right there

[Pre Chorus]

Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it’s gettin’ clogged up or maybe startin’ to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools
And I can satisfy

[Chorus 2]

See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t asked her out yet
‘Cause I don’t know if I can
You see a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man…man

[Tag Chorus]

See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t hooked it up yet
But I’m tryin’ hard as I can
It’s just a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man
Ain’t no high maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man…no