Introduction:
Alan Jackson’s “If French Fries Were Fat Free”. Released in 2002 on his album What I Do, this song is a delightful example of country music with a relatable, tongue-in-cheek twist. Now, Alan Jackson, for those unfamiliar, is a true giant of the genre. Emerging in the late 80s, he carved his niche with a distinctive baritone voice and songs that spoke to the everyday lives of working-class Americans. Often categorized as neotraditional country, Jackson’s music harkens back to the storytelling roots of the genre, with a healthy dose of contemporary production values.
“If French Fries Were Fat Free” isn’t your typical country ballad about heartbreak and longing. This one tackles a more lighthearted, yet universally relatable, struggle – the battle between indulging in our favorite comfort foods and maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Jackson, a self-proclaimed lover of fries (as evidenced by the song’s title), throws a relatable lament into the mix. It’s a clever concept, one that resonates with anyone who’s ever wrestled with the guilt of indulging in a delicious but not-so-healthy treat.
The song itself is a mid-tempo toe-tapper, driven by a classic country instrumentation – think acoustic guitar, a steady drumbeat, and perhaps a touch of pedal steel guitar for that quintessential twang. Jackson’s smooth vocals deliver the humorous lyrics with a hint of resignation, painting a picture of a man who simply can’t resist the allure of crispy, golden fries. The playful melody perfectly complements the lighthearted theme, making it a song that’s easy to listen to and even easier to sing along with.
“If French Fries Were Fat Free” wasn’t a chart-topping smash hit, but it did resonate with fans. It became a staple on country radio stations and a favorite among Jackson’s devoted fanbase. More importantly, it solidified his reputation as a songwriter who could weave relatable humor into his music, a trait that continues to endear him to audiences today. It’s a testament to the power of a well-crafted song that a simple concept like – yes, that’s a French fry emoji – can inspire such a memorable and enjoyable listening experience. So, the next time you find yourself reaching for a plate of fries, take a moment to appreciate Alan Jackson’s “If French Fries Were Fat Free” – a song that perfectly captures the delicious struggle between indulgence and healthy living.
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Lyrics:
“If French Fries Were Fat Free”
Will I need a miss of my life
Each time I went left, I should’ve gone right
And love’s no exception to this rule
Cause I turned around I lost you
Now I’m feeling lonesome and blue
Just the way I expect to
But there’s something that I could use
To help me deal with this abuse
If French fries were fat free
And you still love me
If French fries were fat free
And you still love me
What a wonderful world this would be
If the whiskey really helped me
Forget your memory
I’d wear a smile endlessly
If French fries were fat free
And you still love meYou know the more I think about you
The more sense it makes
Cause grease and love both cause heartache
So I raise my glass and toast
These things I want the most
Though I probably never see
I can’t help but believing
That if French fries were fat free
And you still love me
What a wonderful world this would be
If the whiskey really helped me
Forget your memory
I’d wear a smile endlessly
If French fries were fat free
And you still love me
Oh if French fries were fat free
And you still love me