I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend – Toby Keith

Introduction:

“I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend” by Toby Keith was released in 1997 as part of his Dream Walkin’ album. Co-written by Keith and Jim Femino, the song blends humor with the common theme of the complexities of romantic relationships. In this playful country tune, Keith portrays the confusion men often feel in trying to understand their partner’s moods and actions, using humorous examples like buying candy only to find out his girlfriend is allergic​.

The song fits into Keith’s signature country style, with catchy melodies and lyrics that paint vivid pictures of everyday situations. While it wasn’t a chart-topping hit like some of Keith’s other tracks, it resonates with listeners for its relatable portrayal of the communication gaps and misunderstandings that often occur in relationships​.

“I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend” also highlights Keith’s ability to inject lightheartedness into his storytelling, making it a fun, laid-back listen within the broader framework of ’90s country music. Though not deeply emotional, it delivers a message of perseverance and patience, reminding listeners that navigating relationships can be frustrating but ultimately rewarding with some laughter along the way​

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Lyrics:

“I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend”

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, “Oh no, not another alcoholic”I don’t understand my girlfriend
I haven’t got a clue
I don’t know where she’s coming from
Or where she’s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don’t understand my girlfriend
She don’t understand me, too

Yeah I thought I’d show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don’t understand my girlfriend
I haven’t got a clue
I don’t know where she’s coming from
Or where she’s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don’t understand my girlfriend
She don’t understand me too

No she don’t understand me too
No she don’t understand me too