Introduction:
Toby Keith’s song “If I Had One” from his 2009 album American Ride reflects the contemplative, everyday musings of a man imagining different versions of life. The song paints a relatable picture through various scenarios, capturing the common theme of wondering, “what if.” For instance, Keith sings about the frustrations of a mundane commute, imagining the thrill of a motorcycle escape. Similarly, he illustrates the pull between wanting a carefree night out and the comfort of a steady home life, resonating with anyone who has weighed fleeting freedom against lasting commitments.
“If I Had One” touches on common struggles and desires without offering prescriptive solutions, instead encouraging listeners to reflect on their own choices. Keith’s signature blend of storytelling and humor shines in the song, as he conveys the fun and complexity of life’s everyday moments. Known for his patriotic anthems and reflections on small-town America, Keith brings his distinct perspective on personal freedom and happiness here as well. The music video further enhances this vision, featuring him riding a motorcycle across scenic landscapes, symbolizing the freedom and the life choices he sings about.
For fans of Keith’s previous work, “If I Had One” offers a reflective yet lively addition to his catalog, blending classic country elements with relatable themes of freedom and self-reflection.
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Lyrics:
“If I Had One”
Interstate lookin’ like a parkin’ lot
Fat boy flying on a Fat Boy bike
Weavin’ in and out and passin’ me byI honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB
Yeah, but deep down, I was wishin’ it was meBut if I had one, I’d have to say
I’d probably do the same dang thing
Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
I’d be hell on wheels if I had oneCalled my brother said, “How you’ve been?
We ain’t been fishin’ since I don’t know when”
He said, “This graveyard shift’s a graveyard grind
I got more bills than I got time”
I’d love to weigh the line but my wife just stay on my case
I said “I guess I know who wears the pants around your place”
But if I had one, I’d have to say
I’d probably do the same dang thing
Stay at home holdin’ my baby when the workday is done
Yeah, I’d try to keep her happy if I had one
Sittin’ on a bar stool talkin’ to a lady
She’s runnin’ my tab up, callin’ me baby
Buy her a drink she’ll let you chase her
And watch her shake her money maker
Boy if I had one I’d have to say
I’d probably shake it the same damn way
Hike it up high ’cause I could get it, son
I’d never buy another beer if I had one
You know things would be different if I had one
That’s what I’d do if I had one of those
I’d do it just like that, right there
Things would be different if I had one, too
But I don’t, but if I had one, yeah buddy, ooh buddy